THE CRIMSON AND WHITE

Carnival

"Come on over, folks; we're starting in a minute." "Peanuts, popcorn, chewing gum, right over here." "Paging Miss Forsyth. Telegram for Miss Forsyth." (It was only someone complaining about her frigid classroom--as usual.)

Lowell made a most loving mother in the Senior performance, "mellor-drama." Remember when "Baby Neil" rushed out and leaped on his mother's lap. --"Baby!" "Mama!" The Junior's style of play seemed rather suspiciously familiar to the Seniors.

Carroll Shield and Hughie Horswill were the basket-throwing champs. Wonder if they put the money in their socks?

The school orchestra played for the dance after the side shows closed. The king and queen, Lloyd Vandeberg and Bernice Jepsen, were crowned in the assembly that day before the entire school.

Katherine Gassen (typing): "Howja spell 'sense'?"

Miss Welch: "Dollars and cents, or horse sense?"

Katherine: "Well, like "I ain't seen him sence.'"

Miss Forysth: "Miss Getz, will you please announce that a Boy's Life has been lost in the Library?"

Ted Bracken (after taking a piece of butterscotch pie which Marie had made): "Hey, Mom did you give me a piece of the plate?"

Silently one by one in the Record Book of Mr. Winkley Blossom the many zeros, the Forget-me-nots of his Math. Class.

Neil: "My car passes anything."

Lowell: "Well, I know it. You've passed me walking to school, three times this week."

Harold F: "Miss Forsyth is sick in bed today.

Jean K: "What's the complaint?"

Harold: "No complaint: everybody satisfied."

Lowell: "Sweetheart, am I the first fellow you ever kissed?"

Leona: "Of course, but why do all boys ask the same question?"

Oluf Olson: "When I dance with you, I feel as though I were treading on clouds.

Ann-Bell: "Don't kid yourself; those are my feet."

Photographer: "How do you want your picture taken?"
Hughie: "I want my feet to show."

Photographer: "Just a minute, please, till I get my group camera."

Whose Honey?

Bob Gault: "What is the principal ingredients in making lipstick?"

Harold Vandeberg: "I'm not sure, but it tastes like honey."

Mr. Anderson: "First I'll take some sulphuric acid, and then I'll take some chloroform."

Donald Dixon: "That's a good idea."

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